December 2011
Throwing up blood new years eve
fuck yes…
We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love...
– Charles Bukowski (via classof1969)
Why is everyone hype over new years
its consistently shit every year, and I’m in Indonesia two years in a row for it not with friends so it’s even more deppresing
Anonymous asked: 3? :)
Anonymous asked: 1, 10, 21, 22
Boy: Hey cutie, what's your name?
Girl: Liz
Boy: Oh cute, is that short for Elizabeth?
Girl: No, it's short for Lizard
Girl eats boy
Girl was actually a vicious Komodo Dragon the whole time
story of my life
spider: hey
me:
spider:
me:
spider:
me:
spider:
me:
spider: what are you doing with that flamethrower